HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
Oh my god that’s scary
naruto is turning into some next-level end of evangelion shit
madara sees mysterious kagura spirit-mom eyes asking him to merge into a weird fleshy being
everyone has white melty limbs that are sort of oozing off their bodies
the moon is red and the tree of life is going to suck up everyone into one big non-person mass and end the world
the anime is going to end with lee standing on top of a small globe and everyone clapping and saying “congratulations” and the manga is going to end with obito choking rin on a big dead beach next to a blood sea while a giant kakashi face stares from the horizon
#this is realy fucking me up #i can’t wait until we get to this part in the anime #and they run out of money for animation #so we get a 6 minute sequence of giant naruto holding tiny sasuke in his fist #while opera plays
Basically Naruto right now:
- Naruto and Sasuke getting married and then Naruto cheating on Sasuke with Gaara because they’re going on a sake date
- Madara discovers he has dendrophilia and breaks up with Hashirama
- Naruto changes his outfit into a onesie in the middle of a war
- Sasuke has heterochromia and everyone else is fangirling even though we saw that coming like one hundred chapters ago
- Gai is stayin’ alive
- Tenten is playing Waldo
- ObiSaku infamous proposal.
And a bunch of other stuff I guess.
Okay, but imagine Sasuke’s face when Naruto calls him ‘Onii-chan’ because he’s a teasing little foxy shit.
So, I’m out of the fandom for some time and the first thing I see when I come back is that Naruto and Sasuke are apparently soul-bros? I dunno why I like it, but I freaking do!
There are a lot of things I don’t like about Kishi’s writing, but I have to give it to the man that writing back-stories is something he can do amazingly. The one thing I really admire about this series is that it’s like we have this small picture of a boy who connects with another lonely boy, and they become friends and also rivals - and we think that it is just that simple, the usual friends-rival stuff. But then the story slowly zooms out and out, more and more, we get a bigger and bigger picture to look at, and all the happenings and connections were all unimaginable the first time we looked at those two boys.
I think it’s the same with every outstanding series. Maybe this is the reason why I still can’t force myself to drop Naruto from my fav-list, even though it’s far from being flawless.
Well fuck you too Kishimoto
You know what I want?
A wholesome crossdresser Bugs story.
An analyzation of society where most people (namely Lola) equate crossdressing with homosexuality and yeah it fends her off gay boyfriend style but he’s not gay he just likes crossdressing. And yeah he likes to flirt with guys too but it’s just part of the fun like, he likes the power and girl clothing and is a CROSSDRESSER, not transgender, not homosexual. Crossdesser.
I mean watch him while he does it bugs bunny is the perfect template for some good psyche exploration into the various genderqueer.
I’m not apposed to a good classic baffy story though, I need cross dressing baffy too.
a good point made about Lola is yeah, I think even she would be understanding. A lot of time differences of any sort in the looney tunes various canons come from ignorance or obviously villainous characters that everyone snubs.
I could very easily imagine an episode, if the cartoon could be so daring, in which the key to Bug’s frustration is that every time he tries to explain it, the general response is “so you like guys then”. I’m not opposed to a bi-sexual Bug’s in any case, but I’d hate for the crossdressing separation to be trivialized by that.
I could also see, by the by, a plan by him, as most plans to, to get Lola off his butt go horribly wrong gay BF style, i.e.
(beware, awesome amv above)
(that being said about Lola, she gives me the heebie jeebies. Just watch the “we are in love” merry melodies, really watch it, and you’ll get why.
In a less looney tunes world where this sort of stuff is not “funny” Lola is quite obviously a sexual predator. Bugs fears for both his privacy and quite possibly safety with her. Most of any affection he has for her is either with an altered personality on either of their parts or has the symptoms of what I’m sure is a form of Stockholm syndrome. This Lola is not a good character.
I don’t think she should be villianized because she’s not a villain but she has some mental issues that make those around her unable to function normally, and she makes me very uncomfortable with her behavior towards those she’s attracted to)
Back to Bug’s though, I have always thought of him as a straight or possibly Bi-sexual crossdresser.
His confidence does not deflate at all, if anything it increases. He has a working knowledge of women’s behaviors, clothing, and makeup. He enjoys flirting with both men and women in that form and most of his enjoyment and amusement comes from tricking and trolling men with what is most often canons opinion of “very fucking attractive”
In short, I can very easily see him show up to a formal dinner in either a tux or dress and be perfectly comfortable if not confident in each.